A blind man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat.
The owner, who also happens to be the waiter, hands him a menu. The man politely responds, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and can’t read the menu. Could you bring me a used fork from a previous customer? I’ll smell it and decide what to order.”
Perplexed but curious, the owner grabs a used fork from the dirty dishes. The blind man takes a sniff and confidently says, “Perfect, I’ll have the meatloaf with mashed potatoes.”
Amazed, the owner rushes to the kitchen to share the story with his wife, who’s the cook.
A few days later, the blind man returns. Once again, the owner mistakenly hands him a menu.
The man reminds him, “Remember me? I’m the blind man.” Apologizing, the owner retrieves another used fork. The man sniffs it and says, “That smells delicious! I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”
Still astonished by the man’s ability, the owner decides to test him during his next visit.
When the blind man comes in the following week, the owner hatches a plan. He goes into the kitchen and asks his wife, “Mary, could you rub this fork on your panties before I give it to the blind man?” Amused, she obliges.
The owner brings the fork to the blind man, who takes a sniff and immediately says, “Huh, I didn’t know Mary worked here...”
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