I just had to share this little gem with you. If it brings a smile, feel free to pass it along—after all, laughter really is the best medicine!
The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis picks up the phone and calls his son in Chicago.
He says, “Son, I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are getting a divorce. After 45 years, we just can’t take it anymore.”
Shocked, the son yells, “Dad, what are you talking about?!”
“I’m tired of her, and she’s tired of me. We can’t even stand to be in the same room. I'm done talking about it—call your sister and break the news.” He hangs up.
Panicked, the son immediately calls his sister.
She explodes, “No way are they getting divorced!” She picks up the phone and dials their father.
“You are NOT getting divorced!” she shouts. “Don’t do a single thing. Don’t call a lawyer. Don’t file any papers. My brother and I are flying home tomorrow. Do you hear me?!”
Then she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife, smiling, and says, “Well, they’re both coming home for Christmas—and they’re paying their own way.”
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BONUS STORY: Montana-Style Love Life
Earlier today, I came across a joke that had me—and my friend—laughing out loud. In fact, he laughed so hard he got a stomach ache. Here it is:
An elderly woman from Montana visits her doctor, concerned about her husband’s lack of interest in intimacy.
The doctor asks, “Have you considered giving him Viagra?”
She replies, “Oh no, he won’t even take aspirin.”
“No problem,” the doctor says. “Just try giving him what we call ‘Montana Viagra.’”
“What’s that?” she asks.
“Easy,” he explains. “Slip a Viagra into his coffee without him noticing. He won’t taste a thing. Give it a try and let me know how it goes in a week.”
A week later, the woman calls the doctor—sounding frantic.
“Oh, doctor… it was awful!”
“What happened?” he asks, concerned.
“I did what you said. Put the pill in his coffee. The result was instant—he leapt up from his chair, eyes blazing, and with one motion cleared the table, tore my clothes off, and made love to me right then and there!”
The doctor, now confused, asks, “That sounds… amazing. Why was it so terrible?”
She sighs, “Oh, it was amazing. The best thing to happen to me in 25 years. But I swear, I can never show my face at Starbucks again!”
Did you laugh? Then share it! Life’s better when we laugh together. 😄
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