Have you ever found yourself dissatisfied with a purchase, yearning for a refund or some semblance of contentment? Well, such a predicament unfolded for a young man, and his amusing tale is worth recounting. Embarking on a night with a woman for a negotiated sum of $500, he soon realized it wasn't meeting his expectations, prompting him to take matters into his own hands.
Life's trajectory doesn't always align with our plans, and attempting to rectify a situation can sometimes lead to unforeseen twists. This lesson became glaringly apparent to our protagonist when he received an unexpected response to his letter.
In the narrative, a young man encounters a captivating woman and agrees to spend the night with her in exchange for $500.
As agreed, the night unfolds. However, before parting ways, he informs her that he lacks cash at the moment but assures her that his secretary will issue a check promptly, labeling the payment as "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On his way to the office, second thoughts besiege him, deeming the experience not worth the agreed-upon price. Consequently, he instructs his secretary to dispatch a check of $250 and includes a note outlining his reasoning:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed, find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
It had never been occupied
That there was plenty of heat
That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.
Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large."
Upon receiving the note, the woman promptly returns the $250 check accompanied by a response:
"Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady!
Please be so kind as to send a check for the full amount of $500, or I'll be forced to contact your current landlady."
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